There is no shortage of fun in a shop like ours.  A customer came in late one evening and wanted salmon.  She told me that she had only days to go before her baby was born, and wanted wild salmon.  I said I only had wild sea trout and a lot of other wild fish.  But no, she could only eat wild salmon in her condition.  She walked off from the shop saying "I must find some somewhere", she was walking in the direction of the Kennet where there has recently been a sighting of wild salmon.  I can only assume she is trying to find it!